by Matthewcashiew April 13, 2020
A survival guide; starting your day via the basketball courts, beware the health & safety police dressed as traffic cones. All traffic cones must be greeted with “good morning” while you are surveyed for uniform violations. One morning a week students assemble outside for ‘morning address’ while being instructed by the school poetry society about respect and how not to be lazy. Hardcore weed smoker or vaper? Head on over to the basketball courts at breaktime to find your fellow roadmen, they always like new members to their exclusive club. Be warned, you will be expected to form a squid game of Nokia snake as you queue for the canteen at lunchtime and should you make the last level, the final boss will perform another uniform check before allowing entry to get your gruel.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Person 1: "You still go to St Ivo Academy ?"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
by RoadmanIvoAgain June 11, 2022
A shit that is so large that it protrudes above the water line of the toilet. It is similar in shape and size to an ocean volcano that, following eruption on the sea bed, forces it's summit out through the waves. Like the volcano, there may also be a ghostly mist coming from the peak.
Oh my god, who has been to the toilet and left Mount St. Shit in the pan...? Quick get some climbing irons and a small flag - this climb is going to be a challenge.
by normanstanleyfletcher July 02, 2016
A shit school on Sydney’s north shore. Commonly known for making kids retarded and forcing them to pray
by Qantas747400 October 25, 2017
A horrible person who goes under the streamer name ElogangsterE he likes little kids fucking his cat trixie likes getting pegged he is confirmed trans furry gay
by hashtagnotforsale April 27, 2022
An orphanage for freeee.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.
when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.
when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.
Give Jennifer your children for freeee.
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
St. Charles Michigan is a small town where there is not shit to do so teens just drink. A lot. At any given time half the towns teenage population has MIPs and the other half is drunk.
by Jallen2004 September 22, 2017