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Type of a girl who can always pick her head up no matter what. She is so beautiful and can handle anything that comes her way. She is bright, intelligent, funny, nice, and carrying. Alyssa is very athletic but also gets an attitude with most people. She doesn't like people telling her what to do or how she should do whatever it is that she is doing.
the name Alyssa sims is someone who is very athletic, intelligent, funny and loving.
by byeeeeeeeeeee January 30, 2017
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One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.
Alyssa is courageous
by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020
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the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)
alyssa is the best
by cigarluvs January 1, 2022
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An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
Kylie: look at Alyssa, I wish I smelled like her.

Kim: Me too I love her stench so much ..
by Jose Luis November 22, 2021
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alyssa asks me rude and personal questions that i don't want to answer
Alyssa: "hi archie!"
Archie: "fuck off,"
by pooeater26 August 1, 2023
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