by sujeitooculto July 13, 2021

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023

by Bubblemanx71 February 9, 2022

Better than every other Samuel since it has more "l". Also better than every other living being. Designed the AI for protection and destruction, only he knows how and when this world will be destroyed and saved.
by Akiowo March 12, 2023

When a talented contestant doesn’t get enough votes/doesn’t win because viewers assumed that others already voted for them.
by cyarpop November 18, 2020

also called the Seraphim or Samur Mayker, he is an insufferable asshole in the doom universe who no one likes.
by symbiote riot July 13, 2024
