Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 08, 2019

Copycat retard

A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.

simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.

by kev schmit March 09, 2008

retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

by Chink Ming October 23, 2013

Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008

tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 16, 2009

Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 17, 2010

Technologically Retarded

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

by RyeDawg II November 01, 2011