Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.

Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”

by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020

Cow Sack

An insult used to describe a person who pissed you off. Or to describe a slut who's gonna get pregnant at an early age.

"Ugh, she's just never gonna give up! She such a cow sack!"

by Floshanda June 16, 2015

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress

I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.

by Reni Valentine May 21, 2010

jeremy cow

jeremy.mp4
cow cow cow cow cow
death
cow cow cow cow cow
cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge

spin again

"have u watched jeremy.mp4?"
"yus."
"good."
"cow cow cow cow cow."
"jeremy cow is eplioljko."

by jeremy cow December 6, 2021

Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Fat Cow

What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot

Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch

by Muminurmum November 21, 2021