tard city

somewhere with a large population of tards

its tard city around here

by jenny banks February 5, 2008

Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.

John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.

by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014

Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.

Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?

by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020

Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

by Pose April 6, 2009

towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.

Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.

by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005

fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.

"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."

by Evan Piper September 18, 2007

gay-tard

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.

Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?

by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010