Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

Jacob Rice

Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

by HiThereJayKey April 14, 2009

team jacob

Picking Jacob Black(werewolf) over Edward Cullen(vampire)! From Twilight Series

I am team Jacob!

by HeyItsNikki April 29, 2009

jacob henderson

A fucking awesome fucker who is good in the bedroom and is a true gentlemen

Jacob Henderson is awesome

by Tigerfan1998 January 23, 2014

anal jacob

A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex.

I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob.

by K-M-C May 18, 2007

Alex Jacob

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.

Alex Jacob = big brain.

by meh names jeff November 10, 2019