posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now

person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud

by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007

post-jay

That period after you've smoked weed where you start to remember things and want to write about them, and then you read it the next morning and you're sure you were really high.

Paper: Google Earth - beach border

You to yourself: "Yup - I was definitely post-jay last night."

by Paped Rian April 25, 2009

post-drunk

The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.

"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."

by Woodenhead I April 23, 2008

Post Material

To have a very attractive male or female looks so good, it looks like thier bodies sole purpose is for intercourse.

(also see post)

person1: You see that Post Material walk by?
person2: I would leave her crippled!

by Ist Slang2012 May 19, 2009

bitching post

Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.

Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.

by zzep August 27, 2008

face-post

Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.

Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.

by Farmerbob November 12, 2005

Fence Posting

An artful sexual position between three consenting adults. One is positioned horizontally between two others that are standing. Thus being the board in a fence between two posts at each end. It is preferred if one or both posts is a Belak. Refer to Belaking for more information.

Ben really enjoyed fence posting with Belaks, Amanda and Wade.

by predsfan April 28, 2011