Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing.

Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"

Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"

Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."

by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

Bi-winning

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...

Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"

"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"

"I've got tiger blood!"

"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011

Win and Dip

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.

Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip

by Zion Moment April 23, 2025

nah id win

Gojo satoru was asked if he'd win against the king of curses he claims that if he used 120% of his potential he might be caused a little trouble but "nah id win" this means that you'd win no matter what even if you get sliced in two you'd win

Man: Would you lose
Man 2: Nah id win

by Lil Shoku March 22, 2024

Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024

Bi-winning

Coined by the surreal genius that is Charlie Sheen. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, I win here, and I win there.

by Hannahv123 March 20, 2011