Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011

Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021

butt

two buns covered in flesh. stuck together using more flesh

My butt is as big as Donald trumps dick. My butt is 5cm wide.

by Alex.asscheek June 7, 2021

butt floss

White stuff you put on in the morning so that your ass gum doesn't stay in your pants

Do you have any butt floss if not to bad for you

by Killerpika8 October 5, 2019

Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024

Poop Butt

Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.

Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.

by Godrewski March 15, 2022

Booty Butt Crack

when you put a pound of crack into the hole of your enlongated booty butt hole.

Person 1: whats up sigma chode
Person 2: no
Person 1: Booty Butt Crack
Person 2: Booty Butt Crack

by A Beaner Nigga May 27, 2024