OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

by bwet00 September 6, 2017

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Turbo Off

When a system has been decommissioned so heavily that it is no longer functioning

Admin1: Damn bro, im not able to administer that server!
Admin2: Of course you cant, that bad boy is turbo off

by whodis123789 April 18, 2025

Keel Off

Synonym for jerk off.

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.

by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019

jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

Arthur Roll Off

To blow into the charging port of a vape to blow smoke into your friends mouth

Brandon: Give me that Arthur Roll Off!
Justice: I gotchu

by pseudonym_deez_nutz June 18, 2025