One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

cha one

A STUPID LOOKING ASIAN USUALLY GOES BY THE NAME OF IZZY

OMG, look it is cha one that asian chick.

by laylaydance04 November 17, 2019

Big one

Big one

You are bored so you went on this shit website and tipped this up fuck you big one

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.

"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"

by Cat Dander August 29, 2017

Noisy one

The ones to watch.

You watch the quiet one reading the book/magazine, and I'll watch the noisy one with the gun that says he's going to shoot down anybody that isn't scared of him/her. Whether people think he's/she's a bitch or not, the loudest one will kill you dead to prove he's/she's not the bitch, and the scared one will be the one to shoot (or cut somebody up).

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021