pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.

I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!

by MerBudd January 30, 2023

Pulling a Skywalker

An act in which a person very nearly enters into a sexual relationship with someone who, unbeknownst to them, is a close relative, ala Luke and Leia.

Hey, it happens. You can also say "Pulled a Skywalker", as in, "So-and-so almost Pulled a Skywalker with so-and-so."

For example:

Henry: "'Sup, Jay. Man, did you hear about Mike?"
Jay: "Naw. What happened?"
Henry: "Well, apparently that hot blonde chick he was going out with the past few weeks... was his first cousin!"
Jay: "WHAT??!!"
Henry: "Yeah! Dude almost got caught Pulling a Skywalker with his own cousin and didn't even know it!"
Jay: "Hahaha! Man, Mike's lucky the worst thing they did was make out a few times!"

by The1Atheist January 4, 2014

Pulling an anya

Pulling a banging ting called Anya she’s got a big back and is sexy

Lad:Oi I pulled a banging ting called Anya

Lad 2:Oi your pulling an Anya

by Smelly bum hole October 16, 2019

Pulling a Shima

The act of fucking up so bad that it somehow results in something equivalent to being fucked from behind into the ground by a horse while a pack of kittens vomit all over the back of your head, generally occurring when missing a mark.

The other night I took this girl home from the bar but it turned out she was a dude and I had sex with it anyways. The next morning the dude woke me up and said "I'm leaving now baby cakes, I hope you didn't mind pulling a shima last night - my bad."

by notkse June 27, 2009

pull pinks

To steal or snatch someones significant other from them.

oh oh, here comes Henry. You better watch your girlfriend, he likes to pull pinks.

by Freddy Ortiz June 18, 2008

Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas

“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”

by JWG419 April 4, 2024