butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

Bucket Butt

A person who has a round rear-end. Also could compare to a person with a bubble butt. "

" OH SHE'S GOT A BUCKET BUTT"

by BB10714fun1 July 21, 2022

Hospo butt

The kinda epic butt you get from walking round all day waiting tables etc.

Example- Josh is fucking fantastic and worth the effort OH and he has a hospo butt.

by Antemortem151 October 14, 2015

Wide Butts

Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois

Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!?

Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

butt of sugar

A Womans ass that tastes like powdered sugar.

Dawn Patterson-Means ass tastes so delicious, she has a butt of sugar.

by Daxnix April 21, 2016

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

Stuck Butt

Another word for constipation or to be constipated

Dude: Charlie, what's the matter you've been in the bathroom for over an hour!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!

by meandering gentile July 27, 2011