Butt puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it rolls upward and goes thru the vagina lips and then comes out the top of the vagina: referred to as the sister to the queef.
Also known as turd puffle

Girl, I don't know if he'll call back, I butt puffled and he about choked

by Sterling girl July 5, 2025

butt sling

A very short miniskirt

Did you see that girl in class wearing that butt sling? I could almost see her cameltoe.

by AL-ANON September 22, 2008

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.

Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”

by Domophobic November 4, 2017

Butt-tucked

When one tucks their butt to hide their boner.

"Man, We can't hug right now. I just saw the hottest girl and now I'm butt-tucked"

"You couldn't even call that slow dancing... His pelvis was more forward than his shoulders. So freakin butt-tucked"

by KatoriByrd September 2, 2013