cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Jordan's slutty mother

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

cock-knocked ass clown

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

by seve December 12, 2006

Double Baby Cock Smash

Usual refererance used by gamers in online play Halo 2 and 3. The term refers to the action when two opposing players, one from the red team, and one from the blue team, are engauged in battle and punch or gunbutt eachother at the same time. This results in the so named Double Baby Cock Smash, or D.B.C.S.

The other team got lucky with that last D.B.C.S for the win.
Lucky noob got a Double Baby Cock Smash

by HH.Greg July 13, 2009

Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004

Black Monster Cock 4

Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)

I love jacking off to the new Black Monster Cock 4!

by BlackCockLover May 27, 2011

Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011