Marcus Dog

Doesn't pee
Physically incapable of peeing

Marcus dog did not pee on everything

by NOTKrissy November 21, 2021

Hot Dog!

Something you would exclaim when something good happens, sort of like “All right!” Or “Right on!”

We’re having pizza for dinner? Hot dog!

by FrenchConsumer November 21, 2021

Dog

God backwards

Dog is literally God backwards.

by DarkStarsGaming November 22, 2021

Dog

Bussin Bussin

Dog: bussin Bussin

by Gukbb November 25, 2021

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

Mamsa dog

She's a great devil who loves to support you in a crime she will be a good friend when she is young but after 12 years old she will be one of most dirtiest girls

That mamsa dog was thinking about sex with kids

by Its satvik the legend November 26, 2021