Lone man mission

Going somewhere or doing something on your own

"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"

by Weedwun February 14, 2012

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Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012

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Sweaty Man Titty

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

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N Word Man

N Word Man is summoned by saying the n word 3 times by someone other than black. If done as said, the summoner won’t sleep well tonight...

Person 1: Did you hear what happened last night? Tyler said the N word 3 times! He summoned N Word Man!!

Person 2: Wow really, Tyler is such a pimp

Person 1: Dude, Tyler died last night...

by Anonymous Man.. October 29, 2020

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Cabinet Man Disorder

Neil Cicirega disorder is when your toes are constantly bleeding onto your sneakers and other people's sneakers.

"I can see my blood on your sneakers! I'm sorry, I have Cabinet Man Disorder."

by Bubbajoe57 June 11, 2022

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Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022

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