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Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent
“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022
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Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.
Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
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Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022
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Grumping off

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!
by Puddinboy May 29, 2022
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fuck off

"wanna play fortnite"
"fuck off yer tramp!"
by Kawspissy May 31, 2022
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Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
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