When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.
"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."
by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?
she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her
she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her
by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
