Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
Get the One Beer Assholemug. Examples
Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
Get the no one man should have all that powermug. Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
Get the One handed tacomug. by anonymous April 28, 2022
Get the number one frogbio fanmug. Theres only one beer left, rappers all in our ears like we're deaf. tempt me, do a number on the label
by AceForgor December 16, 2023
Get the One beermug. by Oingooboingo January 29, 2023
Get the One hand clappingmug. (1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.
(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.
(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.
(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020
Get the one-three fatiguemug.