by topchinaa August 3, 2019
Get the Turtle Headmug. A penis, not necessarily a big one, but one that feels so good, or a woman lives so much, that she stays attached and monogamous with a guy, even if he's a deadbeat, and a bum.
Jimmy must have a sugar head, for Brenda to still be with him. He's manegy & broke all of the time, but she wouldn't part with him for a sack of gold.
by HomerRodeheaver May 17, 2022
Get the Sugar headmug. A Metal head kiss is when you and your partner stick both of your tongues out at the same time and make them touch, but only a touch, any longer is just an ordinary tongue kiss.
Dave:" I Metal head kissed sandra last night, weird feeling"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"
by GHFDSNJFT January 11, 2020
Get the Metal head kissmug. by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020
Get the potato headmug. Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.
“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”
by Bammy secca March 15, 2024
Get the Hidden valley headmug. by odinhirules May 20, 2021
Get the P-Headmug. by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018
Get the Pot headmug.