metv toons

the greatest TV network out there. it's basically 90s cartoon network, but free/cheap (depending on where you live). such an ass-blasting barrage of classic cartoons, it'll make you flake on the hottest girl in town.

mark: yo joel, didn't you have a hot date with big booty judy tonight?
joel: fuck judy, i'm watching metv toons. looney tunes is on.
mark: sweet.

by clammobile January 18, 2025

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Mexican toothpick

Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.

My friend was feeling adventurous so I gave him that Mexican toothpick

by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025

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Tibetan Toothbrush

When you suck a dildo that has been up somebody's ass/ a dildo that has been frequently used.

Don't buy a dildo off Facebook market place dude unless you want to get a tibetan toothbrush

by Mike hunt2025 February 3, 2025

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Boob tooth

When a too old toddler is still breastfeeding.

Sally went to the park and saw a 5 year old boob tooth sucking on his mamas titties.

by Draftymama2124 February 21, 2026

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Young Tools

A sociopolitical cohort of youth who, believing themselves to be agents of revolutionary change, are in fact mobilized, shaped, or manipulated by existing power structures to advance those structures’ strategic goals.

“The Young Tools marched like they were dismantling the system, not realizing they were acting out the system’s newest script.”

by JPRock March 9, 2026

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