the greatest TV network out there. it's basically 90s cartoon network, but free/cheap (depending on where you live). such an ass-blasting barrage of classic cartoons, it'll make you flake on the hottest girl in town.
mark: yo joel, didn't you have a hot date with big booty judy tonight?
joel: fuck judy, i'm watching metv toons. looney tunes is on.
mark: sweet.
joel: fuck judy, i'm watching metv toons. looney tunes is on.
mark: sweet.
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