jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.

Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye

by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016

fallen off of my course

Lost focus

Boy: I really think I need to be alone. I've fallen off of my course for sure.

by Yetje April 9, 2017

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 1, 2016

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023