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September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.
Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025
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National D Day

July 27, day when girlfriend needs to suck your d
Today is the national sucking d day

Rick: Hey whats the day?

Bob: Hey, today is the national d day.
Rick: Happy D Day!
by greekgxzz July 27, 2022
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National Suck ulyssa titty day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
“Hey today is national suck Ulyssa titty day
by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023
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National Send Nudes Day

April 25th is the day you send nudes to someone you trust and feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
by Lord of Nudes April 25, 2020
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National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!
by BillieTB November 10, 2020
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National Yao Day

National Yao day celebrates the life of Yao Xin’s (also known as Worlds Biggest Atsushi Nakajima Fan) life, this event is hosted on May 11th.
person 1: hey, guess what day it is today!

person 2: uh may 11th?

person 1: no silly, it’s National Yao Day!
by mamsnsnsnjsjajjja April 29, 2023
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National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020
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