Face-app-phobia

Fear of allowing facebook applications to access your information.

Tom has face-app-phobia and will not return my Super Poke!

by ITZcoolGUY March 4, 2010

opposite face

An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.

a really good comeback

"opposite face"

by KILLAKURT203 March 24, 2010

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009

Pitcher To The Face

The act of drinking a pitcher of a beverage, most often beer.

We went to the bar the other night to pitcher to the face.

by ngogo May 27, 2009

Kunta Face

another way to call someone from the black race..
not offensively, usely used when joking around with friends

"heyy kunta face stOp yellin like that!"

kunta

by dOntyawish00 October 20, 2009

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009