Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.

Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.

by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022

Zchnoodle Dog

The act of pouring hot cider into someone butt hole and having anal sex with condom covered with cinnamon

"Bro I Zchnoodle Dogged Helen last night. Boi it was a doozy!"

by PIkahChew January 19, 2022

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

dog

the god of a dyslexic

an agnostic, dyslexic with insomnia is wondering if there's a dog in the middle of the night

by soypablonm September 3, 2022

Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick. Enough said.

Hey babe, mind making me a chili dog?

by WhyTheHateBro May 29, 2018

Dog dictator

Socks or shoes, used to dictate your dogs (toes)

"Where did Felix put my dog dictators?"

"In your sock drawer"

by Goblover January 1, 2024

Chilli Cheese Dog

When an uncircumcised man has intercourse with a woman on her period and leaves the mixture of semen, vaginal juices and period blood to curdle/ferment inside his foreskin for several days. Once the mixture has sufficiently curdled she licks the delicacy off during oral sex.

We had sex while she had her period so I didn’t wash my penis for 3 days and gave her a “chilli cheese dog”.

by CT-85 May 10, 2021