life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

Sonoran Dog

When a girl rubs sriracha sauce all over your Johnson before she licks it off.

I was visiting this girl I know. She was fine. Before I left, she gave me a Sonoran Dog.

by Dictionary Bill July 18, 2018

Dog Fucker

One of whom that fucks dogs.

Kyle is a dog fucker.

by The Wordemiester July 22, 2018

K-Dog

A Random Canadian boy.

Person " You know K-Dog? He sold me a Skittles pack."
Person2 " Coolio."

by SomeHotTakis August 1, 2018

dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.

Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.

by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018