Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.

Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .

by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018

baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024

bat baby

a girl who only fucks baseball players

Alicia is such a bat baby, she has fucked every guy on the team.

by trippypoet September 16, 2018

You a baby

When a older female finds you attractive

Her: How old are you
You: 21
Her: you a baby, I’m almost 30

by LouVille Beatz December 1, 2021

baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

baby toe

Somone who has the smartness of a babies toe.

You are such a baby toe!

by gatasudd November 7, 2019