lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.
Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.
by MiaNickey April 20, 2015
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baby brown

the cutest dog ever and shits everywhere
“who’s the best dog ever?” “baby brown?” “ofc
by uglyassbitch1 November 19, 2023
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Baby Yack

When a dude explodes all over his lovely lady, face, tits and all.
Me: Yo, how was your date last night
Jon: I baby yacked all over his face.
Me: Did you give her baby wipes?
Jon: Nah, I told that trick to take a shower
Me: You savage.
by Dirty JonR December 06, 2020
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plain baby

A person that only eats plain items from restaurants. Also can be used to refer to people that only eat chicken nuggets or strip.
That's the third day you've ordered chicken nuggets. You're such a plain baby.
by fluffyC@ctu5 October 02, 2023
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Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.
"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"
by The Range July 20, 2022
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Broth Baby

Friend: you're never going to get laid if you don't let loose
Me: I don't want to be like those Broth Babbies
Friend: It's cool if you are, I will wash you with bleach after
Me: you're fucked up but such a good friend
You should not invite them to your party, you never know you might be the next Broth Baby at school
by TheGreatRedTree December 17, 2021
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baby leggs

When you cant control your leggs when you are getting a blow job
CJ: She was sucking my dick so good she gave me the baby leggs... Jon: wtf are the baby legs bro?

CJ : bruh it's when you get head so good you can't control your legs like a little baby getting it Diaper changed
by UshldH8Me aka Dirt November 04, 2020
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