A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
by handosome May 20, 2015
Get the shit a brick mug.Someone born later than 1985 who claims to like the grateful dead, wears excessive tie dye, and attempts to live the life of a modern day hippie. They are usually theifs. They believe cannabis cures everything. And often have a proud collection of hat pins. Also they may try to trade wire-wrapped jewelry for psychedelics.
Janet had to leave the music festival early because a shit hippie mistook her blood pressure medication for molly- and stole it.
by lilsteffieb June 6, 2015
Get the Shit Hippie mug.Idiom; American vernacular, likely of Texan origin: an idiomatic expression of confusion, wisdom, and resignation at the same time. The Cognitive Dissonance of a Redneck. Most often used to describe an inexplicable or ambiguous problem. May also be used as a prescription to said problem.
"Sometimes you gotta just shit on the bitch"
"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"
"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."
"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"
"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."
by ubernym July 22, 2015
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Get the filipino shit mug.A shit taken with the door open. This is done generally with close people (family, girlfriend/wife, roommates) with the intention of grossing them out.
Girlfriend: Ewww.... what are you doing !!! Close the door.
Dude: It's called an open shit. I'm letting the world see this beautiful process.
Dude: It's called an open shit. I'm letting the world see this beautiful process.
by adi1031 April 4, 2016
Get the open shit mug.A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song
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