National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021

Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount

Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!

by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022

braaaned off

To be bored into submission by someone. Then feeling compelled to take it out on someone else by giving your life story.

I was completely braaaned off by that bloke on the phone the other day!.........When i was a lad...........

by danj April 23, 2008

Yawned Off Everyone

%Phrasal verb%
When stops talking, while you start talking.
Like when a nerd interrupts your conversation with your friends.

When I started talking in the middle of a conversation, I yawned shut everyone off everyone.

The nerd yawned off everyone during the delegate discussions at the MUN.

by parzivalwon July 29, 2020

Fuck off

When you have a group of people, men and women, that are open to having sex with each other.

Are you horny Gril? No we had a fuck off this morning.

by Anny Nonomus May 29, 2021

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Fuck-off

(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other

The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"

by Creative Suggestions May 5, 2023