Suck Off

What Jetty does to Vyrus

@jettyiwnl stop sucking off vyrus ur cringe asf
Jetty ur so cringe all u do is Suck Off vyrus

by jetty! April 24, 2021

off lop

l.o.p means loss of privileges. In prison loss of privileges means not being able to call, write to family members or contact basically.
To be off lop means to have them back.

Sorry baby if I couldn't call you but I'll be off lop soon.

by Sosorach May 26, 2021

Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount

Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!

by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022

Off

saying things like "im going to off myself tonight goodbye guys" means you're going to commit suicide since you're turning everything off, often used on 4chan

Well guys, I'm going to off myself tonight just wanted to wish you luck, I'll miss you.

by suicidaltendencies666 November 4, 2018

National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021

Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.

If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.

by TK403 September 21, 2014

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023