White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

by Shley May 29, 2019

white girl yardee

girl called charlotte !

girl 1 :see charlotte walking round college
girl 2 :yeah proper white girl yardee

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Kildare lily white

The act of jizzing into a girls belly button after prolonged edging until the splooge that trickles down forms a flower like appearance

John: Bro, I heard you bagged Kate last night
Jack: Yeah, I gave her a good time
John: Ah you divil, what did you end up doing
Jack: Gave her a Kildare Lily White
John: You fucking cretin

by JelquLikeAnElk May 14, 2025

White Cozy

When you cum in a condom and decide to leave it on for a while.

Bro, i got busy with Jen the other day and left on my white cozy for the night.

by Sierra Sassafras September 16, 2019

White-Boy Broke

State of being: Not completely broke but not having as much money as one would like to have.

“Yo you down to go see Pusha T tonight”
“Pretty white-boy broke rn fam”

by Mid Foley May 31, 2022

The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".

"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"

by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024

White Blessing

A very fortunate stroke of luck; Extremely lucky

“Yo gimme white blessing!”

by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025