two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Another one in the casket

Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.

Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.

by lag out loud September 21, 2023

Aedric that one smart kid lets gooo

He is that one smart kid in my class fr he's next to me in chemistry lmao

I know right? You know that kid? Aedric? Aedric that one smart kid lets gooo dude he is awesome!

by Among us is not in real life September 24, 2023

Fair one

A fair one when fighting is fighting a person one on one and not jumping people who actually know how to fight often do fair ones

Example: “fight me in a fair one no jumping !”

by Kashhtoofnnastee September 26, 2023

Xodi One

Have you ever seen Air Force 1 in camouflage? Yeah neither have we. But we have seen a Xodi One. The best in class heavy carry heavy lifting, camo wearing gentleman with a realistic view of the world, from their perspective. Did we mention the best Xodi Ones have mommy issues?

Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”

Lou was shook as Xodi One pulled up and did all the heavy lifting while everyone was sitting on their thumbs.

by DragoDiCuore September 26, 2023

one two ten

1-10 or number 1210

How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.

by John D. Molds September 28, 2023

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023