itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Butt Fingers

Tarantulas Spinnerets

My Tarantula is using her butt Fingers to web her burrow.

by SpiiderTheNerd October 10, 2020

caleb jackass baby butt

A jack ass baby butt that sucks up to all his teachers

Dude, he is such a caleb jackass baby butt

by HHHHHHHHHIIIIIII February 06, 2018

Butt head

The act of eating ass.

My girl said she was nervous about doing anal so i started small by giving her butt head.

by Chloroform Casanova October 08, 2020

Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.

Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey

by Butt Turkey November 28, 2021

Butt clutch

The gear for ambition.

My butt clutch broke and I can't seem to get my ass in gear.

by tia.9544 April 22, 2022