Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha
Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
by Jedi378 March 9, 2016
Get the One Clap Tappermug. The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021
Get the One Of Heartsmug. Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.
by catseye099 June 17, 2015
Get the One strike ball gamemug. "Hes one" is a term used in video games when you get the enemy to super low health before you die or get downed.
by Killasnsa September 8, 2025
Get the Hes Onemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>pussy, I, Will Smack YOour Back TO THe One TIme, Pussy<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The time has come to define what everyone in the majority of the emo subculture (I don't know what the minority is, I'm just a guy lmao) says.
You're saying this, because...and these are individual options that will likely make up with you...
1). You feel like a social outcast
2). You're having daddy issues (least common)
3). You feel no one loves you, or even gives a single shit about you (most common?)
4). You're trying to fit in (see also: poseur)
5). You're trying to be ironic
6). You're trying to be as non-mainstream as possible (rip scene kids lol)
7). You're clout-chasing
8). You're horny. (LEAST common)
9). You have a role model who says it
10). Some other arbitrary reason that likely makes up with this definition even though it probably has nothing to do with you
You're saying this, because...and these are individual options that will likely make up with you...
1). You feel like a social outcast
2). You're having daddy issues (least common)
3). You feel no one loves you, or even gives a single shit about you (most common?)
4). You're trying to fit in (see also: poseur)
5). You're trying to be ironic
6). You're trying to be as non-mainstream as possible (rip scene kids lol)
7). You're clout-chasing
8). You're horny. (LEAST common)
9). You have a role model who says it
10). Some other arbitrary reason that likely makes up with this definition even though it probably has nothing to do with you
Poseur: "No one understands me..."
Legitimate emo: "Are you challenging me?"
Scene chick: "wtf is happening...xd"
Legitimate emo: "Are you challenging me?"
Scene chick: "wtf is happening...xd"
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
Get the no one understands memug. Yockya one is another sophisticated term for giving another person a physical beating with your fists
by Saw-yer cum'n May 30, 2016
Get the yockya onemug.