A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 07, 2019
by flashy1122 August 13, 2019
by Aptv May 31, 2011
by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021
When a woman with a c-section scar that creates a crease between a flab of fat hanging in the lower abdomen. Or a vertical crease in the fupa.
by Lifeguardforlife July 22, 2022
When a woman has fat folding over a c-section scar creating a loose and flabby lower abdomen with a crease in the middle.
by Lifeguardforlife July 22, 2022
an urban white female, with blonde hair, who's butt crack is always showing. Typically named "Leslie" or "Lyndsay"
Wow, look at that "butt crack bear" she knows how to get the mens attention, look, shes a blonde too!
by WiccanWitch420 September 04, 2014