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Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?
by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019
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I might like you

Something girls out of you league tell you because they feel sorry for you
Boy: "J, I still like you..."
Girl: *of sh*t did he just say that* "I might like you..."
by PffffftYeahYouRight May 10, 2017
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josh dun with you son

When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms
I am josh dun with you son.
Person: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Taylor: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Taylor: josh dun with you son

*drums into the sunset*
by Tyjoaf May 29, 2016
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What do you want?

Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.
Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!
by An Unknown Dinosaur July 26, 2012
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Do you even lift?

While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.
The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?

This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?
by Swoleness February 8, 2023
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eat what you kill

proverb:
A hunting policy or gun-ownership policy opposite of hunting for sport. Meaning that you should kill only to eat, or that you should never waste the meat of an animal you've killed.
or
A commandment to live by regarding taking responsibility for your actions. As in "you killed it, now you'd better cook it and eat it".
or
A path to gaining power. Ancient peoples sometimes believed that by eating an animal, one could absorb that animal's strength, agility, cunning, or general power. But only the one who slays the animal. In this case, "eat what you kill" refers to the ultimate triumph over a worthy opponent or conquest. Competition between corporations sometimes leads to mergers where the more successful company acquires and absorbs the less successful competitor - ie. how AT&T attempted to acquire T-Mobile.
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An expression meaning "leave no trace". As in, a trail of dead bodies could give away the retreating path of a fugitive - so in the event you don't want to be followed, don't leave any dead bodies behind you along the way. Only a super bad ass would eat what he kills, and leave no trace.
You wanna make it in this world? Eat what you kill.

To get out of this jungle, we're gonna have to eat what we kill.

This gun is not a toy. I'll teach you to use it, but once I do you'd better be prepared to eat what you kill.

It's dog eat dog, yo. Eat what you kill!
by criticalmass July 31, 2012
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ah- the-hell-you say

south carolina term for really!!!
should i belive them???????
i killed a polar bear with a
sling-shot.... reply, the hell-you say!!!?????
by jimmy a hendricks - October 29, 2003
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