A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.
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Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
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