Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.
Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.
by Dave720 June 04, 2013
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zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
by Poompi December 22, 2015
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Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.
Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!
by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019
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zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.
Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.
by Raditude July 21, 2012
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Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.
Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.
by De Lumpdumper December 28, 2017
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choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life
My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.
by Zilch2zero January 01, 2014
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ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.
The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.
by MKUFAMS1099 November 08, 2020
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