Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024

woke

a term that non-creative, sensitive people use when they see minorities getting rights.

A: "i'm actually genderfluid! =D"
B: "YOU'RE SO WOKE! WOKE AGENDA! STOP BRAINWASHING THE KIDS"

by perilpawzz November 21, 2023

Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.

Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."

by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025

Woke

The belief that there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.

This is the definition of "woke" as provided in court by Republican governor of Florida Ron DeSantis's legal team. Would you have voted for Trump if you disagreed?

by Nickel Pickler March 30, 2023

Woke

In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.

Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.

by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023

Woke

A misconstrued word now used by homophobes and racists to disguise their bigotry

I can’t believe they casted a black to play Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”. Now, that’s woke

by Brandon Lazulu February 28, 2023

WOKE

A "euphemism" used to define a complete and total f*cking idiot.

"I am WOKE, therefore a moron."

by A Particularly Annoyed Person February 25, 2023