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weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
hey weasel get back here
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Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020
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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
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Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.
Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?
by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021
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Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
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stank weasel

a form of beatin someone ass (usually associated with video gamers)
by codycorrel August 11, 2006
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