Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.

She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…

by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021

skiing in london

When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.

Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

ski back in

When you are black out drunk and use coke to come back to consciousness

Bro i was so drunk at that party, I had to ski back in

by Milfinc February 29, 2024

ski tickets

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff

Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow

by punxneedpie January 28, 2018

Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.

5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"

by Tanus July 11, 2022