Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time

I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand

by Mr Mong November 29, 2004

Vutella

Shoving nutella up your vagina for pleasure

I Vutella when my hubs is out of town and I can't be sexually pleasures by him

by Vagina69 December 30, 2010

Vulva

The female external genitals, extremely sensitive. Containing the same glands as the testes, the Bartholens glands, these are what make the vulva so sensitive.

She forget to wear a cup and took a foot to the vulva, someone get her an ice pack.

by Your guide to female vulnerability February 23, 2005

Vuvuzela Lips

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.

A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.

by fuckyoubuddy June 19, 2010

vulture

A friend who would have sex with your gf/bf or spouse. A friend who would would get your date your ex knowing that you still love them

That kid is a vulture, im gonna punch him right in the face

by random person March 14, 2005

Vut

Virgin-Slut

"Wow, look at her all over the boys. She's such a vut."

by ___ppp March 20, 2009

vulturism

benefiting from the deaths and misery of others.
using the deaths of others for personal gain.

"If it bleeds it leads" is the evening news' policy of vulturism.

by triciagalore May 31, 2007