Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
by King albert III February 27, 2023

Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.
by Sheila V. October 21, 2020
