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The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
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Sour Vampire

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025
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To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
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Vampire Dumplin'

When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.
Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.

Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016
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Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.
by Sheila V. October 21, 2020
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