Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting

by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024

Vaginal powder

A substance created after a person sets fire to a vagina and collects the remainins

Oh shit.. My face is full of VAGINAL POWDER.

by Godistaken September 5, 2017

Vaginism

when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.

"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism

by letusfuck November 13, 2011

googly vagine

When a girl super glues googly eyes to her vagina.

Yo that girls vagine is googly af my nigga xd (googly vagine)

by 1inchgrinch November 30, 2016