Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

turd twat

The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!

jared has turd twat

by tkinrough January 28, 2016

turd ranch

A sewage treatment plant.

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!

by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017