wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice March 27, 2014

Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.

Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"

by Gunslinger19405 December 03, 2011

Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.

Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.

by Arial3535 August 27, 2020

turd trail

A shit shadow or velcro fart.

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"

by Joe D Beacon April 07, 2008

eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez March 23, 2011

turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 02, 2022

turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird January 02, 2016