emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit
Oh I'm having an emerging turd
by Bushinstructor August 12, 2015
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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks
"He is a wet turd"
by LittleSlice March 27, 2014
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Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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Turd Swap

Get your girl to lie on her back and lift up her legs. She then spreads open her arsehole and you proceed to shit in it. She then shits out your shit back into yours. This can be repeated many times.
I did a turd swap with my girlfriend last night, we have come really far in our relationship.
by StJohnsUrbanTruthTeller August 11, 2017
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[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.
A large square log would be a bicovel turd.
by Larry Barta January 03, 2008
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turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.
a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."
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Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.
Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"
by Gunslinger19405 December 03, 2011
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