emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit
Oh I'm having an emerging turd
by Bushinstructor August 12, 2015
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MMO Turd

MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.
I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.

Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.

Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
by Animafreak April 13, 2021
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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks
"He is a wet turd"
by LittleSlice March 27, 2014
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Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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Turd Swap

Get your girl to lie on her back and lift up her legs. She then spreads open her arsehole and you proceed to shit in it. She then shits out your shit back into yours. This can be repeated many times.
I did a turd swap with my girlfriend last night, we have come really far in our relationship.
by StJohnsUrbanTruthTeller August 11, 2017
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[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.
A large square log would be a bicovel turd.
by Larry Barta January 03, 2008
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turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.
a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."
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