Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022

Lobby Toppy

Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines

“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”

by the lobbmeister December 19, 2021

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

Tippy Toppy

You feel tipsy without actually sounding like a lightweight

Bella said she felt tippy toppy, so I’m gonna drive her home.

by AlsoARandomDude July 3, 2022

Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.

1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"

by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022

sloppy toppy

Enjoys having a upside down blowjob which results in a sloppy toppy as it dribbles down his partners face then he smashes her holes in with his massive cock.

She likes a sloppy toppy!

by Jihadi Jane October 14, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022